Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Presidents are not kings, and Plaintiff is not President.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

Battle won, war still ongoing.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

“More of this”, i said to the dog.

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    Gregory Litchfield

    Why would anyone want to contribute to the website of that fradualent, lying, bottom-feeding heir to P.T. Barnum?

    Oh wait? You meant John Edwards from that Sci-Fi show “Crossing Over.” My mistake.

    Yuk yuk. Couldn’t help myself. Definetly need to get out of the office soon and start drinking.

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    John Cole

    Greg- Personally, I like knowing what these guys really stand for, so I am in favor of all sorts of activities such as this, even for people whose political viewpoint may not be the same as mine.

    Drew- NP.

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    Harry

    Not only that John but once he figures out that not many people want him as the president. He can use his website in his regular ambulance chasing job.

  5. 5.

    Gregory Litchfield

    John Cole – My disdain for Mr. Edwards has nothing to do with his views. Going on issues alone, Edwards and Lieberman are the only two Democratic candidates that I could ever see myself voting for (though I’ll be pulling the level for Bush, thankyouverymuch).

    But Edwards is a trial lawyer, and in my eyes, that makes him lowlier than pond scum.

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