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MJ Free Zone

by John Cole|  November 22, 20038:20 am| 1 Comment

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Every time I see that sick freak Michael Jackson on television, just the site of him gives me the heebie-jeebies. At any rate, I have decided that this website will be MJ free- after this post of course. These comments are just absurd:

Jackson’s brother Jermaine denounced the allegations in a CNN interview as “nothing but a modern-day lynching.”

“This is what they want to see: him in handcuffs. You got it. But it won’t be for long, I promise you,” Jermaine Jackson said.

That ridiculous quotation from Jermaine has Charles Austin asking, “Has the phrase ‘modern day lynching’ jumped the shark?”

Short answer- YES.

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  1. Discount Blogger says:
    November 22, 2003 at 8:36 am

    “M.J.-FREE” ZONE

    Following in John Cole’s footsteps: No more Michael Jackson on DiscountBlogger – at least until January…

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