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I am a Country

by John Cole|  November 29, 20037:51 pm| 2 Comments

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And my name is JCOLEDOVIA. My neighbors are rampant lefties, but I am assuming I am am nuclear equipped.

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    capt joe

    November 30, 2003 at 3:45 pm

    Well, you could buy them from Syria. They need the cash and probably would rather get rid of Saddam’s WMD that he stashed in the closing days of his regime.

    A couple of donkey cart should do. They seem to running out of them.

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