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I am a Country

by John Cole|  November 29, 20037:51 pm| 2 Comments

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And my name is JCOLEDOVIA. My neighbors are rampant lefties, but I am assuming I am am nuclear equipped.

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    capt joe

    November 30, 2003 at 3:45 pm

    Well, you could buy them from Syria. They need the cash and probably would rather get rid of Saddam’s WMD that he stashed in the closing days of his regime.

    A couple of donkey cart should do. They seem to running out of them.

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    November 29, 2003 at 8:54 pm

    This is either the Next Big Thing

    … or it’s not. It may just be quirky enough to take off, though. Via Balloon Juice (sure, he gets to be on the map. Hey! We’re not blogrolled by him, either. Grumble grumble whine moan grumble grumble whine…*). Moe

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