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Talez of the Bizarre

by John Cole|  December 3, 20038:44 pm| 2 Comments

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  1. Obsidian Wings says:
    December 3, 2003 at 10:45 pm

    Three Comments/Links

    1). I personally feel that even by the low standards of crank calling, this is lame and geeky, and not in a good way. Via Balloon Juice. 2). Amazing how quickly Marxists can sound sensible when they’re saying the same

  2. Tiger: Raggin' & Rantin' says:
    December 4, 2003 at 12:24 am

    Somethin’ good followed by excessive sarcasm

    A very interesting prank call dialogue to be seen on a blog that was likely overlooked in the nominations for Best Lookin’ Blog in the 2003 Weblog Awards. attribution: John Cole…

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