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Happy B-Day, Oliver

by John Cole|  December 6, 20031:16 pm| 3 Comments

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Go wish Oliver Happy B-day. He is 26, although I don’t know what that is in dog years (you will understand my comment if you click the link).

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    Oliver

    December 6, 2003 at 1:24 pm

    Thanks, John

  2. 2.

    Rate My Body

    December 6, 2003 at 10:37 pm

    Happy Birthday Oliver!!

  3. 3.

    Emperor Misha I

    December 7, 2003 at 4:06 pm

    Heck, even an Evil Bastich such as myself isn’t above wishing somebody a happy B-day.

    So happy B-day, Oliver (even if it IS belated), and don’t do anything that I wouldn’t when you’re celebrating it :)

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