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Which Founding father are You

by John Cole|  December 6, 20033:59 pm| 5 Comments

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Which Founding Father Are You?

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  1. 1.

    Brian Patterson

    December 8, 2003 at 10:25 am

    Dear God Cole, We’re the same founding father…I’m terrified now.

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    harry

    December 8, 2003 at 2:54 pm

    John! I would never have pegged you as a Hamiltonian. Talk about big government! I would have said more Madison.

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    Kimmitt

    December 8, 2003 at 3:31 pm

    I ended up as Washington, oddly enough.

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    December 8, 2003 at 12:13 pm

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    December 10, 2003 at 10:48 am

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