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Wish List

by John Cole|  December 8, 20039:59 pm| 6 Comments

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Screw Sully and his pledge drive! Check out my updated Amazon Wish list. That tv sure looks nice…

I remember my old drill Sergeant telling me to “Wish in one hand and spit* in the other and see which one fills up first.”

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  1. 1.

    Mike

    December 9, 2003 at 9:06 am

    Heh. My mom still uses that one. Only she doesn’t say “spit.”

  2. 2.

    Moe Lane

    December 9, 2003 at 10:14 am

    Remind me never to shake hands with either one of you. ;)

    Moe

    PS: Problems with the site, Mike, or just busy?

  3. 3.

    Gregory Litchfield

    December 9, 2003 at 12:25 pm

    Yeah, we’ll my black hat at Airborne school used to repeat the phrase “This ain’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way,” every time anyone in my stick asked for anything.

    So you get nothing, and you’ll like it!

    Seriously though, I’m too poor to give either you or Sullivan anything. Sorry.

  4. 4.

    triticale

    December 9, 2003 at 2:37 pm

    If the word is spit, then I would wish my mouth weren’t so dry. I have long had a similar response to the other version.

  5. 5.

    drew

    December 9, 2003 at 9:48 pm

    Yeah screw sully I hope he shuts down his site, fucking hack.

  6. 6.

    drew

    December 9, 2003 at 9:50 pm

    The future of freedom is a great great book. Zakaria convinced me that we have far too much democracy in this country.

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