Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Come on, man.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

“Why isn’t this Snickers bar only a nickle?”

Usually wrong but never in doubt

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

I really should read my own blog.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

Ah, the different things are different argument.

Meanwhile over at truth Social, the former president is busy confessing to crimes.

… among the most cringeworthy communications in the history of the alphabet!

No one could have predicted…

Optimism opens the door to great things.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Prediction: the GOP will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

In my day, never was longer.

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

… pundit janitors mopping up after the GOP

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

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To Close to the Truth

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This fresh off the wires:

A moderate earthquake was reported in Virginia Tuesday.

Early estimates were for a quake with a magnitude of 4.5 located west of Richmond, the U.S. Geological Survey (news – web sites) said.

There were reports the temblor was felt in Maryland as well, and police in the District of Columbia said they received a number of calls from people who noticed it.

Former Vice President Al Gore, author of Earth in Balance and newest member of the Dean campaign, immediately blamed the Bush administration for their abyssmal environmental policies. “If Bush had not spent so much time fighting forest fires out West and shoveling snow in the north, he would have known the real threat to our nation were Atlantic coast earthquakes,” the impassioned Gore stated. “Governor Dean and I are going to show George Bush a thing or two about natural disasters.”

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  2. 2.

    CadillaqJaq

    First: I’m not, nor ever was, a Gore fan.
    Second: I believe he would say such a thing, convinced that it is a serious problem.
    Lastly: thanks for the chuckle, ;)

  3. 3.

    Steve

    Former Vice President Al Gore, author of Earth in Balance and newest member of the Dean campaign, immediately blamed the Bush administration for their abyssmal environmental policies. “If Bush had not spent so much time fighting forest fires out West and shoveling snow in the north, he would have known the real threat to our nation were Atlantic coast earthquakes,” the impassioned Gore stated. “Governor Dean and I are going to show George Bush a thing or two about natural disasters.”

    Really? I would have thought that Gore would blame it on Global Warming. You know, the earth gets hotter, the tectonic plates heat up, expand and viola! Earthquake!

    What? Why are you all looking at me….

  4. 4.

    Kimmitt

    It is my considered* opinion that the recent spate of natural disasters demonstrates that the Bush Dynasty has lost the Mandate of Heaven and must be replaced.

    *This is not my opinion.

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