Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

“Cheese and Kraken paired together for the appetizer trial.”

The US Supreme Court is on the ballot in november.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it’s not glory.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

Meanwhile over at truth Social, the former president is busy confessing to crimes.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

…and a burning sense of injustice to juice the soul.

Chutkan laughs. Lauro sits back down.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

When do the post office & the dmv weigh in on the wuhan virus?

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Another missed opportunity for Jamie Dimon to just shut the fuck up.

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This fresh off the wires:

A moderate earthquake was reported in Virginia Tuesday.

Early estimates were for a quake with a magnitude of 4.5 located west of Richmond, the U.S. Geological Survey (news – web sites) said.

There were reports the temblor was felt in Maryland as well, and police in the District of Columbia said they received a number of calls from people who noticed it.

Former Vice President Al Gore, author of Earth in Balance and newest member of the Dean campaign, immediately blamed the Bush administration for their abyssmal environmental policies. “If Bush had not spent so much time fighting forest fires out West and shoveling snow in the north, he would have known the real threat to our nation were Atlantic coast earthquakes,” the impassioned Gore stated. “Governor Dean and I are going to show George Bush a thing or two about natural disasters.”

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  2. 2.

    CadillaqJaq

    First: I’m not, nor ever was, a Gore fan.
    Second: I believe he would say such a thing, convinced that it is a serious problem.
    Lastly: thanks for the chuckle, ;)

  3. 3.

    Steve

    Former Vice President Al Gore, author of Earth in Balance and newest member of the Dean campaign, immediately blamed the Bush administration for their abyssmal environmental policies. “If Bush had not spent so much time fighting forest fires out West and shoveling snow in the north, he would have known the real threat to our nation were Atlantic coast earthquakes,” the impassioned Gore stated. “Governor Dean and I are going to show George Bush a thing or two about natural disasters.”

    Really? I would have thought that Gore would blame it on Global Warming. You know, the earth gets hotter, the tectonic plates heat up, expand and viola! Earthquake!

    What? Why are you all looking at me….

  4. 4.

    Kimmitt

    It is my considered* opinion that the recent spate of natural disasters demonstrates that the Bush Dynasty has lost the Mandate of Heaven and must be replaced.

    *This is not my opinion.

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