Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The unpunished coup was a training exercise.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

No one could have predicted…

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

We still have time to mess this up!

… pundit janitors mopping up after the gop

In my day, never was longer.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

Celebrate the fucking wins.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

Let there be snark.

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To Close to the Truth

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This fresh off the wires:

A moderate earthquake was reported in Virginia Tuesday.

Early estimates were for a quake with a magnitude of 4.5 located west of Richmond, the U.S. Geological Survey (news – web sites) said.

There were reports the temblor was felt in Maryland as well, and police in the District of Columbia said they received a number of calls from people who noticed it.

Former Vice President Al Gore, author of Earth in Balance and newest member of the Dean campaign, immediately blamed the Bush administration for their abyssmal environmental policies. “If Bush had not spent so much time fighting forest fires out West and shoveling snow in the north, he would have known the real threat to our nation were Atlantic coast earthquakes,” the impassioned Gore stated. “Governor Dean and I are going to show George Bush a thing or two about natural disasters.”

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  2. 2.

    CadillaqJaq

    First: I’m not, nor ever was, a Gore fan.
    Second: I believe he would say such a thing, convinced that it is a serious problem.
    Lastly: thanks for the chuckle, ;)

  3. 3.

    Steve

    Former Vice President Al Gore, author of Earth in Balance and newest member of the Dean campaign, immediately blamed the Bush administration for their abyssmal environmental policies. “If Bush had not spent so much time fighting forest fires out West and shoveling snow in the north, he would have known the real threat to our nation were Atlantic coast earthquakes,” the impassioned Gore stated. “Governor Dean and I are going to show George Bush a thing or two about natural disasters.”

    Really? I would have thought that Gore would blame it on Global Warming. You know, the earth gets hotter, the tectonic plates heat up, expand and viola! Earthquake!

    What? Why are you all looking at me….

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    Kimmitt

    It is my considered* opinion that the recent spate of natural disasters demonstrates that the Bush Dynasty has lost the Mandate of Heaven and must be replaced.

    *This is not my opinion.

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