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When In Doubt

by John Cole|  December 9, 20033:05 pm| 5 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Steve Malynn

    December 9, 2003 at 3:28 pm

    My secretary’s boyfriend just won $700 doing just that, and he’s a Browns fan.

  2. 2.

    greg

    December 9, 2003 at 3:39 pm

    Not to nitpick, but wasn’t it 1997 when the Indians–or Native Americans for our leftist friends–lost to the Marlins?

  3. 3.

    mark

    December 9, 2003 at 3:54 pm

    And I was THIS close to getting you a gift from your wish list, Pittsburgh lover, and you had to remind me of last night.

    sigh

  4. 4.

    Johno

    December 10, 2003 at 12:59 pm

    Greg, nitpick away. It’s a link to my post, and therefore my idiot typo. That night in ’97, after the Indians coughed up the victory to Florida, I drank two 40s’ of St. Ides and crashed my K-Car into a mountainside. The resulting blackout seems to have scrambled my memory; which is what I was going for, but not enough to actually erase the memory of the loss. Just enough to make me get the date wrong.

  5. 5.

    CPTHAM

    December 11, 2003 at 12:08 pm

    I’m from Rhode Island. I’m a Pats fan

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