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The Only Thing

by John Cole|  December 11, 20036:06 pm| 14 Comments

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This is the only thing Dennis Kucinich may win this election.

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Gina Marie Santore of Garden County, N.J., and Democratic presidential hopeful Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio) talk about their date in Concord, N.H., Thursday, Dec. 11, 2003. Santore has been flown to New Hampshire to have a date with Kucinich after a candidates forum earlier this year where Kucinich said he is still looking for a first lady. The New Jersey woman beat out about 80 other contenders for a date with the twice-divorced Ohio congressman in a contest on a political Web site. (AP Photo/Jim Cole)

It is like the Dating Game but icky.

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  1. 1.

    Sultanofsham

    December 11, 2003 at 6:09 pm

    She has a boyfriend.

  2. 2.

    d-rod

    December 11, 2003 at 6:11 pm

    Maybe she has a cheatin’ heart.

  3. 3.

    MommaBear

    December 11, 2003 at 7:07 pm

    She came across on TV sounding like a real dolt !!

  4. 4.

    Ralph Gizzip

    December 11, 2003 at 8:05 pm

    She said Kucinich’s ideas were “intoxicating.”

    Yeah, dope is like that.

  5. 5.

    hln

    December 11, 2003 at 8:12 pm

    Are you certain this is a woman?I mean, eek!

    hln

  6. 6.

    cameron

    December 11, 2003 at 9:13 pm

    I know this will sound mean, but, doesn’t she look a little manish?

  7. 7.

    Kimmitt

    December 12, 2003 at 12:51 am

    Maybe just a bad pic, but I’m definitely getting a “guy in a dress” vibe.

    Or, you know, she’s transgender. Which is, you know, cool.

  8. 8.

    Matthew Stinson

    December 12, 2003 at 2:39 am

    Hey, I say we cut the woman some slack. She’s clearly taking on Dennis as a charity case. (cough cough)

  9. 9.

    Moe Lane

    December 12, 2003 at 6:43 am

    No, my housemate is TS and I’ve roomed with her long enough to know what to look for. I’m pretty sure that’s a genetic female.

  10. 10.

    mark

    December 12, 2003 at 9:23 am

    Well, the fact she had a boyfriend and he seems to be “not pleased” about this tells me Dennis is looking for trouble..heh

    In all seriousness, I would cut the woman some slack. Drudge had a post apparently showing her very large-figured and she went through some surgery and I think she has improved her appearance a lot. Of course, her choice in men remains something to be desired…

  11. 11.

    Stephen

    December 12, 2003 at 11:07 am

    First, it was Senator Palpatine.

    Now, how come you never see Kucinich and Kevin Spacey together in public?

  12. 12.

    roger

    December 12, 2003 at 11:50 am

    She’s 34? Looks more like 44 to me…

    When she said Dennis’ ideas were “intoxicating”, I think she meant “I was intoxicated when I heard his ideas”.

    The only bad thing about Kucinich leaving the national scene is that he will retreat back to Cleveland.

  13. 13.

    Steve

    December 12, 2003 at 2:09 pm

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that woman is ugly.

    I swear, I’d walk past 3 of her to get to a sheep.

    Now I gotta go wash my eyes out with boric acid.

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