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Last Samurai

by John Cole|  December 14, 20038:05 am| 6 Comments

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I saw the Last Samurai yesterday. It was ok- I didn’t feel like my money had been wasted when it was over. I guess you can call that a movie review. Probably should have seen Master and Commander.

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  1. 1.

    andy

    December 14, 2003 at 1:11 pm

    hah, i went to the $1 theater and saw Pirates of the Caribbean… I’m that inspired by the current lineup.

  2. 2.

    Kimmitt

    December 14, 2003 at 3:33 pm

    I can recommend Master and Commander without hesitation.

  3. 3.

    Pauly

    December 15, 2003 at 2:44 pm

    The Last Samurai made me want to get so mad that I couldn’t feel bullets anymore like the guys in the movie.

    It was like “Dances With Wolves” meets “The Terminator”. I give it a thumbs up.

  4. 4.

    bg

    December 15, 2003 at 3:11 pm

    I don’t know, other than Kimmett, the only other positive review of M&C i’ve read so far was by some schmuck in NR.

  5. 5.

    james

    December 15, 2003 at 6:00 pm

    M&C, loved it!

  6. 6.

    Director Mitch

    December 15, 2003 at 7:14 pm

    My wife gave me two afternoon passes away from the Jr. Director to see movies this weekend. Saturday: Master and Commander. Sunday: Last Samurai

    Both were “good” movies, neither would I call “great”, but I would give Samurai a slight edge over Master. Yeah, yeah, there were a LOT of inaccuracies, and there was definitely the “bad white man” aspect of it ala Dances with Wolves, but I thought the pacing of Master was a bit slow and the action sequencies of Samurai better (even if the very ending was a VERY contrived Hollywood ending).

    Ofcourse the movie I *REALLY* want to see is LOTR. It is going to blow both of these other guys out of the water.

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