Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Let there be snark.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

An almost top 10,000 blog!

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

In my day, never was longer.

People are complicated. Love is not.

The GOP couldn’t organize an orgy in a whorehouse with a fist full of 50s.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Eh, that’s media spin. biden’s health is fine and he’s doing a good job.

Second rate reporter says what?

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

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  2. 2.

    Ralph Gizzip

    I, too, ended up as Legolas Greenleaf. I suppose he’s the one character who couldn’t care less about being in LOTR. I know I certainly couldn’t care less about the movie. I just took this silly test as a WTF.

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    Gregory Litchfield

    Merry. Strangely appropriate, now that I think about it. And that’s not just because I’m short.

    It could have been worse. I could have been Pippin, I suppose.

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    Moe Lane

    While I admit to being pleasantly surprised with the way Liv Tyler handled the role, there’s no way that I’m Arwen. I’m not tall enough. :)

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    seth

    I told you; you are Gimli. Over-weight (or at least under-height), beligerent, and obnoxious. I doubt anyone that visits this site will disagree.

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    Lord

    I would be Galadriel, Elf, Queen of Lothlorien, wife of Celeborn and grandmother of Arwen.
    In the movie, I am played by Cate Blanchett.

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    anne

    how did i get eowyn come on dude ,ok i would b eager 2 fight at least i am NOT a guy HAHA suk crap the person who got gimli. ,HI LOTR FAN FRIENDS i dont no you but u like lord of the rings who dosent LUV YA lotr all da way c ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    anne

    hi again
    I LUV LOTR
    it was sooo hot 2day, and i had sport,who am i talking 2? probrly someone i dont kno. i think i might go on msn
    cya dude

  16. 16.

    hannah moet

    I got Eowyen the 1 that I wanted 2 b on the Lotr quiz oh anne your the same person that I have sorry but I luv hum lets c…….oh Aragorn,frodo [definetly] & Legalos bye bye.

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    Hannah

    i got GIMLI the dwarf and ……i’m a girl not a boy u no i wish i were legalos the hottie he’s mine everyone that likes him i got married to him on saturday night so i would …….BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Mrs.Bloom

    I got the q-test 1 in the LOTR yeah I luv this site most of all I luv Legalos the 1 I got married to him I luv u legalos.Your hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Hannah Moet

    I got Merry by Dominic and he’s a hobit a hobit! The 1 I like is Orlando Bloom the elf [the good eye] the hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot 1’ll write to u as soon as I can I luv you even thogh you have an girlfriend still.

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