Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

The line between political reporting and fan fiction continues to blur.

I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

This fight is for everything.

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you do not.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. ~Thomas Jefferson

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

She burned that motherfucker down, and I am so here for it. Thank you, Caroline Kennedy.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

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Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Happy Holidays, or Whatever Blows Your Trumpet

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As you have noticed, I have not been posting much the last few days. Don’t be alarmed (or excited, you tricksy Democrats)- I am not going anywhere, but I probably won’t post again until Boxing Day.

You are officially ordered to go spend some time with your family and have a Merry Christmas. My friends and I insist.

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    Rick W

    They do look rather intimidating. Brings to mind the movie “The Warriors”, with all the New York gangs and their distinctive motifs. Perhaps this was one considered but rejected by the director.

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    Moe Lane

    Happy holidays, Kimmitt. Enjoy that… what’s the weather forecast for tomorrow over there?

    (click click click)

    82 DEGREES AND SUNNY!?!

    (Looking at NJ forecast: rainy day in mid 40s).

    (pause)

    Fine, fine, happy holidays anyway.
    :)

    Moe

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    Dana

    Merry Christmas, John. I hope you and your family have a blessed day, and that the New Year brings you happiness and hope.

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    Aakash

    Dear Mr. Cole,

    I hope this day, and this holiday season, has gone great for you and yours.

    To you, yours, and all of the other people reading this:

    Merry Christmas!

    And God Bless!!

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