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To Close to the Truth

by John Cole|  December 9, 20036:35 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

This fresh off the wires:

A moderate earthquake was reported in Virginia Tuesday.

Early estimates were for a quake with a magnitude of 4.5 located west of Richmond, the U.S. Geological Survey (news – web sites) said.

There were reports the temblor was felt in Maryland as well, and police in the District of Columbia said they received a number of calls from people who noticed it.

Former Vice President Al Gore, author of Earth in Balance and newest member of the Dean campaign, immediately blamed the Bush administration for their abyssmal environmental policies. “If Bush had not spent so much time fighting forest fires out West and shoveling snow in the north, he would have known the real threat to our nation were Atlantic coast earthquakes,” the impassioned Gore stated. “Governor Dean and I are going to show George Bush a thing or two about natural disasters.”

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Good

by John Cole|  December 9, 20035:29 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I am fine with this:

The Pentagon has barred French, German and Russian companies from competing for $18.6 billion in contracts for the reconstruction of Iraq, saying the step “is necessary for the protection of the essential security interests of the United States…”

Under the guidelines, which were issued on Friday but became public knowledge today, only companies from the United States, Iraq and 61 other countries designated as “coalition partners” will be allowed to bid on the contracts, which are financed by American taxpayers.

Among the eligible countries are Britain, the closest American ally in Iraq, as well Poland and Italy, which have contributed troops to the American-led security effort. But the list also includes other nations whose support has been less evident, including Turkey, which allowed American aircraft to fly over its territory but barred American forces at the last minute from using its soil as a staging point to invade Iraq from the north in March.

I am sure this will be spun by the Democrats as more reckless disregard for Old Europe, but as far as I am concerned, until they begin to be useful allies, we might as well just treat them as they deserve- hindrances to progress in Iraq. I see absolutely no reason that our tax dollars should go to french coffers, when the entire reason they were opposed to deposing Hussein were their oil interests to begin with.

When the French and others decide they want to become partners in the region, I say allow them to bid. For now, let them sit and simmer. After all, what are they going to do? Dislike Americans? Dislike George Bush? Impede any meaningful action in the UN and the Security Council? Blame Israel? Provide diplomatic cover for more tyrants? Attempt to manipulate Turkey with threats of repercussions? Sell arms to our enemies in violation of UN sanctions? What could the French possibly do that they have not already done?

In other news, the Japanese have decided they will send troops to aid in the reconstruction:

Japan decided today to deploy ground troops to join the American-led war in Iraq, in what will be its most ambitious military operation since its surrender to the United States at the end of World War II.

After months of agonizing, punctuated by the weekend state funeral of two diplomats gunned down in northern Iraq, Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi’s cabinet approved a plan to send up to 600 ground forces to southeastern Iraq, in a mission to last from six months to one year.

Thanks, fellas.

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R.I.P. Paul Simon

by John Cole|  December 9, 20035:19 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Politics

Paul Simon died today.

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Bushs’s Response

by John Cole|  December 9, 20033:32 pm| 26 Comments

This post is in: Politics

I was wondering all day how long it would take before a reporter asked Bush about the Gore endorsement, and what his reponse should be. Personally, if I were president Bush, and a reporter asked me what I thought about Gore endorsing Dean, I would reply:

“I guess that makes sense. I am assuming Bob Dole intends to endorse me.”

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When In Doubt

by John Cole|  December 9, 20033:05 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: Sports

Bet against the team from Cleveland.

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Presidents in My Lifetime

by John Cole|  December 9, 200311:31 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Because even 12 year olds have computer access, I think it is important for me to point out what a great president is and what a miserable failure really is. If you don’t know why I am doing this, check here and here.

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Wish List

by John Cole|  December 8, 20039:59 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Screw Sully and his pledge drive! Check out my updated Amazon Wish list. That tv sure looks nice…

I remember my old drill Sergeant telling me to “Wish in one hand and spit* in the other and see which one fills up first.”

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