This may be the best piece of fan e-mail I have ever recieved:
what gives you the ability to pontificate about current events in such a
droll and uninteresting fashion? i bet you are from california. you are
very self impressed, are you not? your writing is like literary manure
i.e. it stinks.
just thought i would let you know
I almost pissed myself laughing. Then I took his email address and signed him up for some viagra newsletters and some impotence self-help groups.