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Deepest Condolences

by John Cole|  March 17, 20044:00 pm| 1 Comment

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I don’t know Scott Elliott. I don’t know his politics. I do know that this broke my heart and made me cry.

(via Oliver, who beautifully titled his post “Dying in the Service of Good”)

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    Scott Elliott

    March 18, 2004 at 8:45 pm

    My politics are conservative; my heart is grateful.

    Thank you, John.

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