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Amusing Search Requests

by John Cole|  March 31, 20044:00 pm| 2 Comments

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This was an interesting referral:

Can a banana blow up a balloon

Hrmm.

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    Tatterdemalian

    March 31, 2004 at 8:21 pm

    Maybe these bananas could…

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    Myria

    April 1, 2004 at 9:24 am

    Anaerobic bacteria can produce a lot of gas, I suspect that if you set things up right you probably could blow up a balloon with a banana. Of course it’d be a grody decaying banana, but…

    Myria

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