Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

He really is that stupid.

Radicalized white males who support Trump are pitching a tent in the abyss.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

Celebrate the fucking wins.

It’s a good piece. click on over. but then come back!!

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

Those who are easily outraged are easily manipulated.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

T R E 4 5 O N

I don’t recall signing up for living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

When I was faster i was always behind.

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

Do we throw up our hands or do we roll up our sleeves? (hint, door #2)

This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

The words do not have to be perfect.

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Which NY Times Columnist Are You?

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You are William Safire! You’re ruthless and
cunning, and a conservative demigod. You used
to write speeches for Nixon. Now you write
another column on the English language which
has made you the world’s most popular
etymologist. You hate media deregulation, but
love the Bush administration. If only you
weren’t such a brilliant writer. You bastard.

Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Are You?
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Clearly, the quiz graders have not seen my daily assault on the English language.

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  1. 1.

    frontinus

    Horrible test. Spit out that I was Nicholas D. Kristof. But since I never read op-ed I have no idea who the hell that is. And the only part of the description that I think fits me is that I piss off Christians. Another 2 minutes of life I can never get back.

  3. 3.

    Stentor

    It told me I was Friedman because I’m interested in foreign policy and am pro-war, despite the fact that I clearly clicked “domestic” and “against.”

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