You are William Safire! You’re ruthless and
cunning, and a conservative demigod. You used
to write speeches for Nixon. Now you write
another column on the English language which
has made you the world’s most popular
etymologist. You hate media deregulation, but
love the Bush administration. If only you
weren’t such a brilliant writer. You bastard.
Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Are You?
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Clearly, the quiz graders have not seen my daily assault on the English language.
Horrible test. Spit out that I was Nicholas D. Kristof. But since I never read op-ed I have no idea who the hell that is. And the only part of the description that I think fits me is that I piss off Christians. Another 2 minutes of life I can never get back.
I was Thomas Friedman, “a leading voice in the pro-war movement.”
what else is there to say.
It told me I was Friedman because I’m interested in foreign policy and am pro-war, despite the fact that I clearly clicked “domestic” and “against.”