Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

Let me file that under fuck it.

Consistently wrong since 2002

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Jesus watching the most hateful people claiming to be his followers

The real work of an opposition party is to oppose.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

In after Baud. Damn.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

When I was faster i was always behind.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

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Which NY Times Columnist Are You?

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You are William Safire! You’re ruthless and
cunning, and a conservative demigod. You used
to write speeches for Nixon. Now you write
another column on the English language which
has made you the world’s most popular
etymologist. You hate media deregulation, but
love the Bush administration. If only you
weren’t such a brilliant writer. You bastard.

Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Are You?
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Clearly, the quiz graders have not seen my daily assault on the English language.

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  1. 1.

    frontinus

    Horrible test. Spit out that I was Nicholas D. Kristof. But since I never read op-ed I have no idea who the hell that is. And the only part of the description that I think fits me is that I piss off Christians. Another 2 minutes of life I can never get back.

  3. 3.

    Stentor

    It told me I was Friedman because I’m interested in foreign policy and am pro-war, despite the fact that I clearly clicked “domestic” and “against.”

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