Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

The way to stop violence is to stop manufacturing the hatred that fuels it.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

“woke” is the new caravan.

Books are my comfort food!

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

The current Supreme Court is a dangerous, rogue court.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

Their shamelessness is their super power.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

We can show the world that autocracy can be defeated.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

The fight for our country is always worth it. ~Kamala Harris

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  2. 2.

    JKC

    Yawn. All this proves is that Kerry’s servers need better firewalls.

    Make sure you refer back to this post next time you accuse Democrats of being incapable of serious discussion of issues.

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    Oliver

    It’s good to see that acting like a doofus isn’t just confined to two year olds. Then again, I give 2 year olds more credit.

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    capt joe

    Don’t worry willis, your job is as secure as it has always been.

    Nobody can do the doofus like you. love and kisses. xoxo

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    Reg

    “It’s good to see that acting like a doofus isn’t just confined to two year olds. Then again, I give 2 year olds more credit.
    ”

    Oh come on. This is the kind of hackery that makes politics fun. I bet you had a Bush Sloganator page.

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