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Bad Campaign Ideas, Part 1

by John Cole|  April 10, 20045:49 pm| 12 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

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Clearly, this is not what the Kerry campaign in mind.

Kim Jong Il’s website hosted by the Kerry campaign.

Saddam Hussein has one too!

Here are the screenshots for when these pages get disappeared.

Something tells me this was not really well thought out by the Kerry campaign.

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  1. 1.

    Reg

    April 10, 2004 at 6:35 pm

    https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018576

  2. 2.

    JKC

    April 10, 2004 at 8:51 pm

    Yawn. All this proves is that Kerry’s servers need better firewalls.

    Make sure you refer back to this post next time you accuse Democrats of being incapable of serious discussion of issues.

  3. 3.

    dg

    April 10, 2004 at 9:17 pm

    LOL @ JKC.

    Better firewalls? Admit it. You’re a comedian, aren’t you?

  4. 4.

    shark

    April 11, 2004 at 12:46 am

    Shoot…..the one I made as “Mike Hunt” seems to have been removed ;)

  5. 5.

    shark

    April 11, 2004 at 1:10 am

    https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018628

    LMAO they didn’t get it afterall

  6. 6.

    capt joe

    April 11, 2004 at 1:10 am

    wonkette super schlong page is up still. I guess they haved clued in yet

    https://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=00018452

    an exerpt:

    John Kerry? You mean the super long schlong guy?

    I’d be his Monica any day…

  7. 7.

    Oliver

    April 11, 2004 at 1:45 am

    It’s good to see that acting like a doofus isn’t just confined to two year olds. Then again, I give 2 year olds more credit.

  8. 8.

    Stentor

    April 11, 2004 at 11:23 am

    The one by “S H” is great. Humor that crosses partisan lines.

  9. 9.

    capt joe

    April 11, 2004 at 6:10 pm

    Don’t worry willis, your job is as secure as it has always been.

    Nobody can do the doofus like you. love and kisses. xoxo

  10. 10.

    Reg

    April 11, 2004 at 11:22 pm

    “It’s good to see that acting like a doofus isn’t just confined to two year olds. Then again, I give 2 year olds more credit.
    ”

    Oh come on. This is the kind of hackery that makes politics fun. I bet you had a Bush Sloganator page.

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  1. Obsidian Wings says:
    April 10, 2004 at 7:39 pm

    Kids today.

    First it was Wonkette and creating ‘personalized’ campaign posters at the Bush web site, now it’s Wizbang and putting up ‘personalized’ web pages at the Kerry campaign site. Can’t we all just get along? Although I do have to wonder

  2. The Dead Parrot Society says:
    April 10, 2004 at 7:51 pm

    Kerry gets support from George W. Bush (and a whole lot of other people)

    Well, what do you know: George W. Bush supports John Kerry. Kerry may not be suffering from spoof URLs, but his “Join the Team!” campaign page creator has been hijacked to Baghdad and back. (via Balloon-Juice)…

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