If the Democrats were honest, this is the memo they would send out tomorrow:
Dear Mary and Elizabeth Cheney,
We thought it would be appropriate to let you know that the centerpiece of our efforst to elect Sen. Kerry in November is the assertion that you were conceived solely to keep your father out of Vietnam. I hope you understand this is nothing personal, just part of our discussion of the important issues of the day.
PS: Everyone knows Dick hates you because you are gay, Mary.