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Softball

by John Cole|  April 28, 20046:19 pm| 2 Comments

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Ed Gillespie is on Hardball responding to last night’s ridiculous interview with Kerry, and Gillespie started with this quip:

“Hi Chris, I saw your job interview, I mean interview with Kerry last night.”

Heh.

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  1. 1.

    HH

    April 28, 2004 at 6:42 pm

    Okay, now it’s getting scary… we’re posting the same stuff at the same time.

  2. 2.

    Niraj

    April 29, 2004 at 5:51 pm

    Sidney Blumenthal accused Matthews of angling for a job in the Clinton White House. That he’s sucking up to Kerry is hardly a surprise. His faux pretensions of fairness aside, he’s a devout democratic partisan.

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