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Archives for April 2004

Gone, and Forgotten

by John Cole|  April 14, 200412:48 am| 10 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

Burnplant joins Jadegold as banned. The stink was getting to me, but the kicker was when I accused him of knowing nothing, and he proceeded to state (in an idiotic defense of Gore vidal, of all people):

Unlike you, Gore Vidal was a soldier in our American Army.

It is then clear how little he knows about anything- to include this site. Heya Burnplant- see that Milblogs icon? Think deep for a second.

Look Folks- If all you are going to do is come here, insult me and other people, while having no idea who you are even talking to, what you are talking about, and taking not one minute to even investigate the opinions and ideas of other people, well, don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

Adios!

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Shorter 9/11 Commission

by John Cole|  April 14, 200412:09 am| 2 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

Mike Hendrix is trying to help you save some time with this shorter 9/11 Commission.

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What A Surprise

by John Cole|  April 13, 200411:47 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Media

Gail Collins and her lackeys didn’t like Bush’s press conference. I am shocked.

I wonder if they wrote it before the conference even happened like the folks at the WaPo.

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A Quick Quiz

by John Cole|  April 13, 20049:59 pm| 11 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

I didn’t see the press conference, but I read some blogger write-ups. It has inspired me to write this short quiz.

Q: Who should apologize for 9/11?

If your answer is anything other than “Osama and the people who slammed the planes into the building,” you are an idiot.

*** Update ***

As Jeff Jarvis (and Hanks inthe comments here note:

Just amazing that the reporters keep harping on wanting Bush to say that he made a “mistake” or “failed” or should “apologize.”

Jeesh, do they think this is Oprah and they’re all Dr. Phil?

Yes.

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The Scrambling You Now Here

by John Cole|  April 13, 20046:23 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Is Democrats updating their Anyuone But Bush talking points, because on Hardball a moment ago, two 9/11 commission members, Ben Veniste and Thompson, both agreed that it was nonsense for Democrats to try to hang 9/11 on Bush, particularly in light of the much bally-hooed August 6th PDB.

Ben Veniste called Condi Rice “prescient,” both agreed that the memo was “junk,” the shoddy circumstances under which it was created was “frightening,” and that the only NEW information in the memo turned out to be wrong.

Meaning, for all you slow-witted readers outthere, that the document was, as repeatedly stated by the President and Rice, historical.

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Screw ‘Em

by John Cole|  April 13, 20044:52 pm| 20 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

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A television image aired on an Arabic television station April 10, 2004 shows a U.S. hostage who Qatar-based Al Jazeera television said identified himself as Thomas Hamill in front of an Iraqi flag.

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Friends and neighbors of Thomas Hamill, a Mississippi civilian taken hostage in Iraq gathered Sunday, April 11, 2004, for a vigil outside the Noxubee County Courthouse, many wearing yellow ribbons and scrawling notes of support for his family after a morning deadline imposed by his abductors passed.

Thomas Hamill, a kidnapped American in Iraq, and his friends and family who are praying for his release. Hammill is by all accounts a decent American and an employee of Kellogg, Brown & Root subsidiary of Halliburton Co, and was captured while providing security for a convoy.

Or, in the minds of some, a war profiteer and the patrons of his bloody largesse. Kos, no stranger to obscene remarks, has this to say today about Mr. Hammill and his employer:

This is the same company that gouged the US military in Iraq for fuel supplies. Cheney is directly profiting from a war profiteering company.

Screw ’em, right?

One of these days Democrats are going to have to live with their words.

And, btw- can someone go take the time to explain to Kos why Cheney is still getting deferred payments from Halliburton. I am sure he has been told 500 times before and still wants to make partisan hay about nothing, so please use small words so he understands. I am tired of dealing with Kos and his scummy friends and apologizers. And by scummy friends, I mean you, Jeff Seeman, and you, Richard Morrison, two candidates for the House of Representatives who seem to like Kos’s rhetoric.

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Oliver- Is This Sourced Well Enough For You?

by John Cole|  April 13, 20044:35 pm| 11 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

In front of the country and everyone else, Janet Reno again confirmed that Clarke’s book and testimony is full of it. Remember where he stated that the Millenium Plot was foiled because of his and the Clinton administration’s activity- you know- the activity that was denied by the agents responsible for the capture of Ressam. The alert and call to battle stations that there is no record of? Reno confirmed this again:

ROEMER: My time has just about run out. Just to clarify one point then. You think the decision made by the guard on the border to get Ressam coming into our country to bomb the Los Angeles International Airport then was somehow related to the frenetic…

RENO: No.

ROEMER: … active activity of the principals meeting?

RENO: No. I think she did that — I mean, I think that was just good police work, and it was a lucky break for us.

Is the public record of the 9/11 Commission sourcing enough, Oliver?

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