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You are here: Home / TV & Movies / Movies / I am Going to Get an Earful For This

I am Going to Get an Earful For This

by John Cole|  June 15, 200411:16 pm| 5 Comments

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I know it is wrong.

I know I would be outraged if Tom Cruise were in a film naked with a ten year old girl.

I know this is sick.

But how come I keep thinking, “Lucky bastard?”

Flame away.

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  1. 1.

    Slartibartfast

    June 16, 2004 at 8:13 am

    I’m thinking this was one of my fantasies, but that I’d have been absolutely terrified if it came true. Petrified, even.

  2. 2.

    Chris P

    June 16, 2004 at 8:39 am

    But how come I keep thinking, “Lucky bastard?”

    I think the psychological term for it is projection – the attribution of one’s own ideas, feelings, or attitudes to other people or to objects.

  3. 3.

    Jeff G

    June 16, 2004 at 8:51 pm

    I’m not at all bothered by this. It’s acting. Pretty Baby, baby.

  4. 4.

    Kimmitt

    June 16, 2004 at 10:34 pm

    I shamefully share John Cole’s reaction. Nicole Kidman is so goddamn hot.

  5. 5.

    Toren

    June 19, 2004 at 1:52 am

    Just another example of the Great Truth that…men and women (even as boy and girls) are different.
    Anyway, films about older women with underage boys have always gotten a pass (Murmurs of the Heart, anyone?). Outrage is generally reserved for Lolita-type films.

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