I know it is wrong.
I know I would be outraged if Tom Cruise were in a film naked with a ten year old girl.
I know this is sick.
But how come I keep thinking, “Lucky bastard?”
Flame away.
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you don’t.
So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.
I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.
It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.
If you are still in the GOP, you are an extremist.
Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?
Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.
Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.
You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.
Let there be snark.
There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.
It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.
Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?
“Cheese and Kraken paired together for the appetizer trial.”
“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.
I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.
After roe, women are no longer free.
A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals
Putin dreamed of ending NATO, and now it’s Finnish-ed.
We are aware of all internet traditions.
The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.
Only Democrats have agency, apparently.
Slartibartfast
I’m thinking this was one of my fantasies, but that I’d have been absolutely terrified if it came true. Petrified, even.
Chris P
But how come I keep thinking, “Lucky bastard?”
I think the psychological term for it is projection – the attribution of one’s own ideas, feelings, or attitudes to other people or to objects.
Jeff G
I’m not at all bothered by this. It’s acting. Pretty Baby, baby.
Kimmitt
I shamefully share John Cole’s reaction. Nicole Kidman is so goddamn hot.
Toren
Just another example of the Great Truth that…men and women (even as boy and girls) are different.
Anyway, films about older women with underage boys have always gotten a pass (Murmurs of the Heart, anyone?). Outrage is generally reserved for Lolita-type films.