Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

The jury literally has a bell they can ring to force Trump to show up on command. Greatest thing ever!

Second rate reporter says what?

T R E 4 5 O N

Even though I know this is a bad idea, I’m off to do it anyway!

“They not like us!” (that’s for sure!)

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

The current Supreme Court is a rogue court. Very dangerous.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

We won’t go back.

Found liable for massive fraud, is required to post a massive bond, gets a break, then files a *fraudulent* bond!

Innocent people don’t delay justice.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

“Let’s not pretend [Trump] wants to engage in high-minded discourse.”

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

The choice is between normal and crazy.

Let the trolls come, and then ignore them. that’s the worst thing you can do to a troll.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

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  1. 1.

    HH

    But you see, Kerry is a very nuanced, intelligent man who states his positions the way an intellectual might. He never, ever leaves himself open to change positions in the future when it’s politically expedient, no way. Obviously the left is too nuanced in their thinking for these “-ism” features.

    Bushisms, however, are good because BUSH IS DUMB! Har-har-har!

  7. 7.

    willyb

    I think people mistake the ability to communicate with intelligence. Unlike just about every Democrat politician out there, I think Bush has trouble spinning the truth to suit his political needs. I guess they are more practiced at the art of lying with sincerity and perfect elocution.

    Bush needs to take a few lessons from Bill & Hillary, who have both perfected the art of pathological “truth” spinning. But then they don’t mangle their words, so they’re just brilliant. Right?

  10. 10.

    Slartibartfast

    And the dimness, Kimmitt? Are you claiming apparent=actual? If so, I’m going to express how apparently dim this idea makes you.

    I’ll grant you that GWB isn’t the finest example of public speaking ability available to the public, but I didn’t vote for him for saying things well.

  11. 11.

    Kimmitt

    It is my opinion that the man’s intellectual laziness is so profound that it has the same effect as outright stupidity, so I call him “dim.”

    You don’t agree, fine. But since the “Bushisms” were only making fun of his inarticulateness and you have conceded it, then we’re all done here.

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