Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

Bark louder, little dog.

The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.

Text STOP to opt out of updates on war plans.

Do we throw up our hands or do we roll up our sleeves? (hint, door #2)

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

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  1. 1.

    HH

    But you see, Kerry is a very nuanced, intelligent man who states his positions the way an intellectual might. He never, ever leaves himself open to change positions in the future when it’s politically expedient, no way. Obviously the left is too nuanced in their thinking for these “-ism” features.

    Bushisms, however, are good because BUSH IS DUMB! Har-har-har!

  7. 7.

    willyb

    I think people mistake the ability to communicate with intelligence. Unlike just about every Democrat politician out there, I think Bush has trouble spinning the truth to suit his political needs. I guess they are more practiced at the art of lying with sincerity and perfect elocution.

    Bush needs to take a few lessons from Bill & Hillary, who have both perfected the art of pathological “truth” spinning. But then they don’t mangle their words, so they’re just brilliant. Right?

  10. 10.

    Slartibartfast

    And the dimness, Kimmitt? Are you claiming apparent=actual? If so, I’m going to express how apparently dim this idea makes you.

    I’ll grant you that GWB isn’t the finest example of public speaking ability available to the public, but I didn’t vote for him for saying things well.

  11. 11.

    Kimmitt

    It is my opinion that the man’s intellectual laziness is so profound that it has the same effect as outright stupidity, so I call him “dim.”

    You don’t agree, fine. But since the “Bushisms” were only making fun of his inarticulateness and you have conceded it, then we’re all done here.

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