Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

“I was told there would be no fact checking.”

Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

Fear and negativity are contagious, but so is courage!

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

So many bastards, so little time.

Roe is not about choice. It is about freedom.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

An almost top 10,000 blog!

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

You would normally have to try pretty hard to self-incriminate this badly.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

Not all heroes wear capes.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

Come on, man.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

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  2. 2.

    Devon Cole

    Happy Birthday, Brother!
    Your card is going to be late as I was my usual punctual self in mailing it.

    Love you!
    Devon

    P.S. Head’s Up–Now Mom and Dad are probably going to think you have a gambling problem with all of the junk related to poker on your Birthday wish list…

  5. 5.

    norbizness

    You’re right, John, they are indeed lovely gifts.

    I can save you some time, though. FOLD! FOLD! CHECK-RAISE! ORDER ANOTHER ‘7 and 7’!

    Happy Birthday.

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