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More Class From the ‘Civil’ Left

by John Cole|  June 27, 20049:45 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

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Really- We’re Moderates!

And, Just for Fun, Bash Bush – Literally
If you’ve ever wanted to punch out a President, here’s your chance. For a small donation, attendees can “Give George What-For in ’04” by punching an inflatable likeness of President Bush. Don’t miss this unique opportunity to take politics into your own hands. Other games and kids’ stuff include politically-themed face painting and temporary tattoos, and you’ll want to warm up your pitching arm for the “Asses of Evil” dunking booth featuring volunteers masked to resemble “W,” Dick Cheney, & Co.

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    June 30, 2004 at 12:48 am

    Nice…no link…could be pulled from anywhere…

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