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What Is Happening

by John Cole|  July 5, 20049:38 pm| 2 Comments

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I don’t know who these guys are, and what they have done with my beloved Pirates, but I will take it.

They have now won ten games in a row. As ameasure of how inadequate they were earlier this season, they are still only 38-43.

At any rate, they have been fun to watch. Congrats to Jack Wilson, too, for making the All-Star roster.

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  1. 1.

    shark

    July 6, 2004 at 4:24 pm

    Man, this Oliver Perez should’ve made the team. Better lock him up for a few years, what stuff he has!

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    ProCynic

    July 7, 2004 at 1:41 pm

    The Buccos are not nearly as hopeless as people think. Give Littlefield and McClendon some time to undo the damage done by the Bonifay regime and their own mistake with last year’s Ramirez trade.

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