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Amusing Campaign Slogans

by John Cole|  August 10, 20049:12 am| 1 Comment

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I found this Keyes bumpersticker amusing.

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    Oregonian

    August 10, 2004 at 3:20 pm

    Alan Keyes is God’s gift to editorial writers and comedians.

    From today’s New York Times: “In the noble tradition of the Marquis de Lafayette, the Seven Samurai, Mighty Mouse and Obi-Wan Kenobi, Alan Keyes is leaving home to go to the aid of a pitiable band of outgunned, hopeless supplicants: the Illinois Republican Party.”

    nytimes.com/2004/08/10/opinion/10tue2.html

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