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Caption Contest

by John Cole|  August 10, 20044:34 pm| 11 Comments

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This is most definitely worthy of a caption contest:

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A larger version can be found here. Have at it.

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  1. 1.

    Steverino

    August 10, 2004 at 4:36 pm

    McCain: I’m sorry I courted the Democrats. I’m sorry I was considering running on their ticket. I’m sorry…

    Bush: It’s okay, John. Welcome home.

  2. 2.

    DANEgerus

    August 10, 2004 at 5:48 pm

    Buuuuuuuuuuurp.

  3. 3.

    Guipo

    August 10, 2004 at 5:55 pm

    Bush, just having switched to AXE deoderant gets his first admirer

  4. 4.

    Flagwaver

    August 10, 2004 at 6:00 pm

    GW: “No, John, it’s ‘promenade left,’ THEN it’s ‘do-si-do’!”

    JM: “Awwww, just gimme a hug, big guy!”

  5. 5.

    Al Maviva

    August 10, 2004 at 6:04 pm

    Betcha can’t have just one…

    1. McCain – Aaaaahhh – that famous Bush big wallet has to be around here somewheres…

    2. McCain – Is that a roll of hundreds from invidious corporate interests in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    3. Bush – Is this making you hot? It’s making me hot.

    4. Bush – are those Bugle Boy pants you are wearing, Johnny?

    5. McCain – Oh, dear God, this is the worst blind date I’ve ever been on. Just don’t let him kiss me. Uh oh, he’s looking upwards…

    6. McCain – dated Kerry, married Bush. I don’t have to like him, I just have to love him.

    7. Bush – I bet this makes Johnny Edwards jealous… compared to you, commander, he doesn’t know what man-love is.

  6. 6.

    Russell Wardlow

    August 10, 2004 at 7:12 pm

    “Come’ere, Johhny Girl. Sweet poppa got everything sweet mama need.”

  7. 7.

    Penn

    August 10, 2004 at 11:55 pm

    “By the power of Christ, this moderate Republican is healed!”

  8. 8.

    Mike

    August 11, 2004 at 6:49 am

    McCain: “Will you be my mommy?”
    Dubya: “Security!”

  9. 9.

    Justin Ogren

    August 12, 2004 at 7:51 pm

    George: John you think we can maybe forget about that whole ban gay-marriage thing.

  10. 10.

    Scott

    August 14, 2004 at 1:33 am

    “It was you John. I know it was you. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.”

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  1. Mean Mr. Mustard 2.0 says:
    August 10, 2004 at 7:26 pm

    Because Gay Jokes Aren’t Just For Democrats

    Via John Cole Hey, I’m only like the fifty-third blogger to snark on this picture. That’s like a personal best! “Come on, Johnny Girl, sweet poppa got everything sweet mama need.”…

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