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You are here: Home / Sports / In Defense of Tereza

In Defense of Tereza

by John Cole|  August 10, 200410:33 pm| 6 Comments

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At the Kerry Spot, I see Jim Geraghty tryingto make the case that Tereza Heinz Kerry simply does not belong on the campaign trail, and he offers this anecdote as evidence:

I realize most Kerry Spot readers, including the most important one named Mom, cannot stand Teresa Heinz Kerry. But I hear stories like this, or her comment about how she roots for the Pittsburgh Steelers while in Cleveland (garnering boos from Browns fans), and I just feel bad for her. This poor woman does not belong anywhere near the campaign trail.

I don’t know Geraghty’s background, but it is clear he does not understand some fundamentals about Pittsburgh:

A.) For a ‘Burgh native, it is a capital offense to fail to root for the Steelers when they are playing the Browns.

B.) Should a ‘Burgh native not only fail to root for the Steelers, but, *SHUDDER*, root for the Browns, the Death Penalty becomes an option.

Tereza may have been a bad campaigner when failing to root for the Browns, but she was just doing her loyal duty and fulfilling her obligations as a Pittsburgh native. It really is that simple.

BTW- the Steelers home field is Heinz field.

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  1. 1.

    roger

    August 11, 2004 at 1:39 am

    tereeeeeeeeezzzzzaa is NOT a native of the ‘Burgh. ive never heard her say “y’unz” one time.

  2. 2.

    M. Scott Eiland

    August 11, 2004 at 4:44 am

    Agreed–team loyalty in “enemy” territory is a virtue. A virtue that can get beer thrown on you, of course, but a virtue nonetheless

  3. 3.

    Ralph Gizzip

    August 11, 2004 at 6:29 am

    It’s funny but we feel the same way about the Squealers.

    BTW, Ketchup Park is just as butt-ugly as Three Rivers ever was. :{P

  4. 4.

    Dodd

    August 11, 2004 at 2:32 pm

    I went to watch my Raiders stomp the Steelers in that park Week 2 of the Super Bowl season two years ago. I believe it was the second year the stadium had been open and I have to say it’s one of the nicest I’ve ever been in.

    And I agree wholeheartedly that it was absolutely required of her to maintain team loyalty in this instance (though, really, I tend to doubt Teh-ray-zuh is actually a football fan).

  5. 5.

    Gary Farber

    August 12, 2004 at 7:24 pm

    “Tereza

    At the Kerry Spot, I see Jim Geraghty tryingto make the case that Tereza… […] Tereza.”

    Teresa.

  6. 6.

    Scott

    August 14, 2004 at 1:30 am

    In the mid 80’s, I attended a Steelers/Clowns game in Cleveland- I sat in the “Dogpound” in full Steelers attire and had a great time joking with the other fans with no problems.

    Of course, the Steelers lost 42-7 or something like that… :o(

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