This was bound to happen- from a recent email:
The Night Before Christmas (Cambodian Version)
‘Twas the night before Christmas and we were afloat
Somewhere in Cambodia in our little boat.
While the river was lightened by rockets red glare
No one but the President knew we were there.The crew was all nestled deep down in their bunks,
While the Spook and I watched the sampans and junks.
Our mission was secret, so secret in fact,
No one else would remember it when we got back.When out on the water there arose such a clatter
I leaped down from the bridge to see what was the matter.
The incoming friendly was starting to flash
And I knew that the ARVN
Carleton
Spook?!?
Adrian Spidle
JOHN KERRY WOULD BE A DISASTER AS PRESIDENT BECAUSE
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BillB aka Squidly
My Cambodian Haikus:
http://squidly.com/archives/003234.php#003234
tennin
So it’s settled then. War is the answer to every problem, and the more wars the better.
BillB aka Squidly
War isn’t the solution to every problem, but war is sometimes the solution to the current problem.
Geeno
I’ve been seeing that same post from Adrian Spittle all over the place. All of his points are such BS that I have think he’s parodying.
shoehorn
So where does John Kerry stand on the important issues?
Answer: Wherever his feet happen to be planted at the time. Although sometimes he sits. But mostly he lies.
pj
OK, here’s one for W:
A young blue blood once said to Dad,
I hear this Vietnam War is real bad,
Get me into the Guard,
For a Bush, that’s not hard,
And those drills — not for YOUR lad.