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Faith-Based Campaigning

by John Cole|  August 16, 200411:47 am| 5 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

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not only are we not allowed to know Kerry’ positions, but we are supposed to be quiet about who is funding his campaign.

(via the Instapundit)

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  1. 1.

    Dean

    August 16, 2004 at 11:54 am

    Well, c’mon John! He’s *not* Bush! What else do you need to know?!??

  2. 2.

    ape

    August 16, 2004 at 12:05 pm

    It’s *not* Enron.

  3. 3.

    Ted Barlow

    August 16, 2004 at 12:14 pm

    I just read the links you pointed to. What has Kerry has done wrong?

  4. 4.

    Kadang

    August 16, 2004 at 5:06 pm

    Kerry has done “nothing” wrong… it’s just funny how he and the rest of the dems hammer Bush as being “secretive” while Kerry refuses to release information… military records, medical records, Mama T’s tax returns, and now look at this… who is funding his campaign?

    Too nuanced for me…

  5. 5.

    Ken Hahn

    August 17, 2004 at 2:24 am

    Ted,

    I don’t know what he’s done wrong and neither does anyone else. He will never disclose his sources the way he damands everyone else do, so i guess we’ll never know. I’d settle for an honest accounting of foreign donations but that isn’t going to happen either.

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