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A Beer with John Kerry

by John Cole|  August 17, 20043:56 am| 5 Comments

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According to Drudge, this nauseating piece will appear soon:

On what to seek in a woman:

“Look for what gets your heart. Someone who excites you, turns you on. … It’s a woman who loves being a woman. Who wears her womanhood. Who knows how to flirt and have fun. Smart. Confident. … And obviously sexy and saucy and challenging.”

No mention how to find billionaire heiresses, which is Kerry’s real realtionship forte.

Which hot actresses float his boat:

“I think Charlize Theron is pretty extraordinary,” he gushes.

He loves those African women, doesn’t he?

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  1. 1.

    Ralph Gizzip

    August 17, 2004 at 6:58 am

    Of course. He wants to be America’s 2nd “black” president. How better than by hooking up with African women?

  2. 2.

    HH

    August 17, 2004 at 9:07 am

    And when he found out that Charlize was making close to $10 million a picture, he popped a chubby.

  3. 3.

    shark

    August 17, 2004 at 9:15 am

    That’s the 1st man I ever saw who used the word “saucy” to describe a woman and not a plate of pasta…

  4. 4.

    john b

    August 17, 2004 at 2:13 pm

    It’s not even worth making a Heinz/saucy gag, is it?

  5. 5.

    Justin Ogren

    August 17, 2004 at 3:34 pm

    I have a quicktime mov. of a beer with Bush…

    Anyone know how that turns out? haha

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