According to Drudge, this nauseating piece will appear soon:
On what to seek in a woman:
“Look for what gets your heart. Someone who excites you, turns you on. … It’s a woman who loves being a woman. Who wears her womanhood. Who knows how to flirt and have fun. Smart. Confident. … And obviously sexy and saucy and challenging.”
No mention how to find billionaire heiresses, which is Kerry’s real realtionship forte.
Which hot actresses float his boat:
“I think Charlize Theron is pretty extraordinary,” he gushes.
He loves those African women, doesn’t he?
Ralph Gizzip
Of course. He wants to be America’s 2nd “black” president. How better than by hooking up with African women?
HH
And when he found out that Charlize was making close to $10 million a picture, he popped a chubby.
shark
That’s the 1st man I ever saw who used the word “saucy” to describe a woman and not a plate of pasta…
john b
It’s not even worth making a Heinz/saucy gag, is it?
Justin Ogren
I have a quicktime mov. of a beer with Bush…
Anyone know how that turns out? haha