Why on earth would anyone swear off camembert?
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.
Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.
People are complicated. Love is not.
Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.
Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.
We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.
Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.
Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity
Being the leader of the world means to be the leader of peace.
T R E 4 5 O N
You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.
Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.
I really should read my own blog.
Damn right I heard that as a threat.
This blog will pay for itself.
Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.
They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!
The willow is too close to the house.
Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.
I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.
You cannot shame the shameless.
Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.
