Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Innocent people do not delay justice.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.

Second rate reporter says what?

Come on, man.

Tide comes in. Tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

Stand up, dammit!

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

Also, are you sure you want people to rate your comments?

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

We can’t confuse what’s necessary to win elections with the policies that we want to implement when we do.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Not all heroes wear capes.

To the privileged, equality seems like oppression.

This chaos was totally avoidable.

Radicalized white males who support Trump are pitching a tent in the abyss.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

After dobbs, women are no longer free.

Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

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  2. 2.

    tweell

    Gee, Republicans lose congressional seats over such indescretions. It certainly is nicer to be a Democrat, but I’d have to have my conscience removed and my IQ lowered.

    tweell

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    Dave

    I’m sure that if his version turns out to be true and no charges are ever filed (there doesn’t appear to be any yet) that you will issue a swift and public apology and retraction? Probably not. Why waste good snark potential for the truth?

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    RW

    I’m sure the Chicago Tribune is all over this, since they wanted to know what a husband asked his wife in sealed papers a few months back.

  6. 6.

    Jumbo

    Damn Republicans! What kind of people would take an innocent Good Samaritan and make him look like a john? Dammit, the man saw a woman who had obviously been in a wreck on the way to a night out dancing. There she was, stumbling around in her dance-floor stilleto heels and leather mini-skirt, obviously dazed from a collison that not only disabled her car and put her afoot, but also knocked her bra and panties clean off! And she was just kneeling in gratitude before the man who stopped to help her when the jack-booted Nazi stormtroopers burst in! Bastards!

  7. 7.

    M. Scott Eiland

    Story Update:

    “The charges were dropped against Hollowell were dropped when it was determined that the ‘female’ prostitute that he had picked up was actually David Brock in a cocktail dress. ‘Yes, he’s a prostitute–but not the kind that falls under our jurisdiction,” commented the police spokesman. ‘Mr. Hollowell’s consorting with him was therefore distasteful and represented an utter lack of human dignity–but it did not break the law. We apologize for the misunderstanding.'”*

    *–this bulletin brought to you by the Deeply Sarcastic News Service.

  8. 8.

    UML Guy

    To Mr. Hollowell’s credit, he did the smart thing: immediately distance himself from every powerful politician who might be embarassed by association with him. They won’t be happy with him, but they’ll remember that he threw himself on the grenade that he dropped. Anyone who tries too hard to associate him with Senator Kerry will now just look partisan.

    I wish more politicians would demonstrate even this tiny bit of opportunistic shame when they get caught in a scandal.

  9. 9.

    Terry

    Mr. Eiland,

    Please, these monitor wipes are expensive, as is this Kona coffee. Please, in the future, place a prominant label on any DSNS articles that a deeply hilarious.

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