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The Served Together Canard

by John Cole|  August 20, 20049:28 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

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I see the Democrats are still trying to throw up the ‘they weren’t in the same boat so they did not serve together nonsense,’ something I have discussed at length. This picture should end what my comments did not:

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(via BlackFive)

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  1. 1.

    Slartibartfast

    August 20, 2004 at 9:32 pm

    Simeon Rice and Mike Alstott: not on the same team.

  2. 2.

    Dave

    August 21, 2004 at 2:22 pm

    Hmmmmm. I wonder what the most recent revelations of those who were actually present with Kerry do to the pretty picture you put up? Not so impressive now I must say as it looks like a number of those swiftvets who say they were “flying” nearby were actually crashed on the ground elsewhere.

  3. 3.

    ed

    August 22, 2004 at 1:03 am

    Hmmm.

    You know that if we applied the same standard to Kerry’s campaign, most of them couldn’t claim to actually be IN the same campaign.

  4. 4.

    JebusHChrist

    August 22, 2004 at 9:33 am

    Since me and John Cole have blogged together, everyone must believe me when I say John Cole is 4 foot 11 with bright red hair, a club foot and one green and and one blue eye.

    How you can put “never even met” and “together” in the same set is beyond me.

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