Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Second rate reporter says what?

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

Being the leader of the world means to be the leader of peace.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

Prediction: the GOP will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

An almost top 10,000 blog!

Not all heroes wear capes.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

We are aware of all internet traditions.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

T R E 4 5 O N

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

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  3. 3.

    Jon Henke

    I was fairly unimpressed at the too-skinny waif for the first few pics.

    But that last shot, man. God bless America!

    To expand on Moe’s excellent point, I’d suggest that “gratuitous softcore lesbian scenes” be made into an Olympic Event. Gold medals all around.

  6. 6.

    lex

    Tush is too thin– like those anorexic models that the swishy fashion crowd get so excited over.

    Bring on the Brazilians and the Africans.

  7. 7.

    nzc

    I have to point out that two of the American players are named “Misty May” and “Holly McPeaks”. You can’t make stuff like that up.

  8. 8.

    paul

    So this Olympic event is like the bikini phase of a beauty contest but without the distractions of the evening gown, talent contest and the silly question phase.

    Nice.

  13. 13.

    robert

    I should also point out that one of the Brazilian women playing the Americans, Adriana Behar was extremely ugly, especially when she bared her teeth to sile – kinda looked like a ghoulish skull mocking May and Walsh!!!

  17. 17.

    JohnR

    Tall, blond, and flat as a board. my 7 year old has more cleavage than these girls!!! and he’s as skinny as they are!!!

  19. 19.

    LF

    What about reason 69?

    Oh, what? Come on!

    You were all thinking it; someone had to say it. I’ll take one for the team and put it out there.

    See what a benelovent dictator I would be?

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