Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.

Not loving this new fraud based economy.

Republicans in disarray!

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Disappointing to see gov. newsom with his finger to the wind.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

He really is that stupid.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

Balloon Juice, where there is always someone who will say you’re doing it wrong.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

I might just take the rest of the day off and do even more nothing than usual.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

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  3. 3.

    Jon Henke

    I was fairly unimpressed at the too-skinny waif for the first few pics.

    But that last shot, man. God bless America!

    To expand on Moe’s excellent point, I’d suggest that “gratuitous softcore lesbian scenes” be made into an Olympic Event. Gold medals all around.

  6. 6.

    lex

    Tush is too thin– like those anorexic models that the swishy fashion crowd get so excited over.

    Bring on the Brazilians and the Africans.

  7. 7.

    nzc

    I have to point out that two of the American players are named “Misty May” and “Holly McPeaks”. You can’t make stuff like that up.

  8. 8.

    paul

    So this Olympic event is like the bikini phase of a beauty contest but without the distractions of the evening gown, talent contest and the silly question phase.

    Nice.

  13. 13.

    robert

    I should also point out that one of the Brazilian women playing the Americans, Adriana Behar was extremely ugly, especially when she bared her teeth to sile – kinda looked like a ghoulish skull mocking May and Walsh!!!

  17. 17.

    JohnR

    Tall, blond, and flat as a board. my 7 year old has more cleavage than these girls!!! and he’s as skinny as they are!!!

  19. 19.

    LF

    What about reason 69?

    Oh, what? Come on!

    You were all thinking it; someone had to say it. I’ll take one for the team and put it out there.

    See what a benelovent dictator I would be?

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