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Go Bob Dole

by John Cole|  August 25, 20043:32 pm| 3 Comments

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When Bob Dole says “Bring it on,” he doesn’t duck and run:

Dole said he urged Kerry,

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  1. 1.

    Ken Hahn

    August 25, 2004 at 8:05 pm

    The revolving door between the Kerry campaign staff and the staffs of the leftist 527s shows that Kerry not only knows, but controls the so called independent organizations that are trashing Bush.

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    Birkel

    August 25, 2004 at 9:03 pm

    Go to Ace of Spades to see more on Dole. It’s hysterical.

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    August 25, 2004 at 8:44 pm

    In the Battle of the Disabled War Veterans

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