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The Clenis

by John Cole|  August 30, 200412:40 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

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“Sometimes I think our friends on the other side have become the people of the Nine Commandments,” Mr. Clinton said. “It is wrong to bear false witness.”

Clinton was unavailable for comment on Commandment’s 4, 7, and 10.

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  1. 1.

    Veeshir

    August 30, 2004 at 12:57 pm

    The fricking gall of that woman never ceases to amaze me. Or the lap-dogs in the press who let her get away with it.

  2. 2.

    Dean

    August 30, 2004 at 1:10 pm

    Depends on your definition of “false” and “witness,” doesn’t it?

  3. 3.

    Francis W. Porretto

    August 30, 2004 at 3:58 pm

    “It is wrong to bear false witness.”

    But are we still laboring over the meaning of “is,” Mr. Clinton?

  4. 4.

    Ralph Gizzip

    August 30, 2004 at 7:51 pm

    Whadaya wanna bet the Clenis thought it said, “Thou shalt not witness falsies”

  5. 5.

    Justin Ogren

    August 30, 2004 at 9:20 pm

    HAHA fuck the commandments

    Rubbish control tactic

  6. 6.

    Grodd

    September 2, 2004 at 12:49 pm

    Good thing perjury doesn’t count as FALSE WITNESS.

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  1. Trojan Horseshoes says:
    August 31, 2004 at 12:37 pm

    Some good humor!

    The Clenis “Sometimes I think our friends on the other side have become the people of the Nine Commandments,” Mr….

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