Alan Keyes, always the crowd pleaser:
Alan Keyes, the Republican candidate for a vacant U.S. Senate seat in Illinois, said Tuesday that Vice President Dick Cheney’s daughter Mary is a “selfish hedonist” because she is a lesbian.
His comments came during an interview with SIRIUS satellite radio.
Keyes said: “The essence of … family life remains procreation. If we embrace homosexuality as a proper basis for marriage, we are saying that it’s possible to have a marriage state that in principal excludes procreation and is based simply on the premise of selfish hedonism.”
Asked whether that meant Mary Cheney “is a selfish hedonist,” Keyes said: “That goes by definition. Of course she is.”
I used to like listening to him speak. I used to like watching his tv show. What a hateful little troll.
Blackjack
“Hello, Mr. Vice President, will you be making a campaign stump speech in Illinois? Hello? Hello?”
Oregonian
It’s so nice to have Alan Keyes on the Republican ticket. We should all be very grateful.
The Lonewacko Blog
Why didn’t they just pick the second-place primary finisher, Jim Oberweis? This page explains why.
Mikey
Kind and gracious as usual. Hey, Al, here’s some advice:
“Mind your own g– d business.”
Glen England
“We resemt that.”
Signed,
The Troll Anti-Defamation League