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I Knew It

by John Cole|  September 10, 20045:04 pm| 2 Comments

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This explains a helluva lot.

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  1. 1.

    Sandi

    September 10, 2004 at 5:56 pm

    *snort – eyes rolling* Ya right! I am more inclined to believe the American study in the same article which said:

    “However, a American study said that those who complain of hot flushes, excessive sweating, depression and a lack of sex drive are probably suffering the side effects of being overweight, lazy, smoking and drinking too much.”

  2. 2.

    JohnO

    September 11, 2004 at 11:11 am

    I can say that YES, I DO suffer from PMS. Granted, it’s my wife who gets the PMS, but since I’m married to her, believe me, I suffer.

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