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Light Blogging

by John Cole|  September 28, 20047:59 pm| 5 Comments

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Sorry for the light blogging. I had to take a few days off to cool down, as my rhetoric was getting overheated. I need a week off every several months. Should be back in a couple of days in full force.

Before I leave, let me point you to this Oliver post:

Why? Why? Why? Beat Dallas into a bloody pulp. That’s all I ask. Why do you forsake me? Why?

Why can’t the Redskins beat Dallas?

Because Karl Rove is a Cowboys fan.

(I should note I am just trying to tease Oliver, because while my favorite team is the Steelers, my 2nd favorite team is whoever is beating Dallas or the Cleveland. I was actually rooting or the Skins last night).

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  1. 1.

    Ralph Gizzip

    September 28, 2004 at 9:21 pm

    So Oliver is a Foreskins fan. That figures. He looks like one of the Hogs.

  2. 2.

    Grant

    September 29, 2004 at 12:27 am

    Your site is always my first stop in the blogosphere, but don’t worry John.

    My newly started blog neatly coincides with your absence, so I’ll content myself with slowly siphoning off your readership while you rehabilitate

    Take all the time you need.

    bwa ha etc

  3. 3.

    jeff

    September 29, 2004 at 12:34 pm

    Isn’t Joe Gibbs a Republican?

  4. 4.

    Mary

    October 1, 2004 at 5:20 am

    Ahh, another Steelers fan.

    My philosophy was the same as yours, whomever beats Dallas was my second favorite team, UNTIL the Ravens.

    A team I hate more than Dallas, whodathunk it?

  5. 5.

    kdeweb

    October 1, 2004 at 3:58 pm

    Because the Cowboys OWN the Redskins.

    Is Karl a Cowboys fan?

    How cool!

    :)

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