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The Kerry/Edwards Health Plan

by John Cole|  October 15, 20049:57 am| 3 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

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Via Drudge, I see that more of the Kerry/Edwards Health Care plan is being leaked to the public prior to the election:

‘You get some gin and get some white raisins

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  1. 1.

    JohnO

    October 15, 2004 at 6:34 pm

    Well, it’s the only Democratic health plan I’ve ever agreed with. However, it’s less effective then getting Everclear (that’s grain alcohol for you New York elites) and pouring it over a can of cherries and waiting 2 months. You only need 1 cherry/day.

  2. 2.

    CadillaqJaq

    October 15, 2004 at 8:38 pm

    How much could one add to their life expectancy if they soaked their entire body daily in a vat comprised of gin and white raisins instead of merely eating an occasional raisin?

    It seems logical to me that osmosis of some sort would occur and in a beneficial way…

    But, would the NAACP object to the color of the raisins?

  3. 3.

    wild bird

    October 18, 2004 at 8:48 pm

    The KERRY/EDWARDS health plan call your local witch doctor or faith healer then wait for them to do some mumbo jumbo over you and then soak you for a lot

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