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Uh Oh.

by John Cole|  October 20, 20048:24 pm| 7 Comments

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The Red Sox are currently leading the Yankees 6-0 in the bottom of the second. I hope someone is planning to send crisis intervetnion counselers to Jay Caruso’s house.

You know what they say- the 27th World Championship is always the hardest.

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  1. 1.

    JohnO

    October 20, 2004 at 9:11 pm

    2 hours into the game and it’s only the fourth f*cking inning!!! In my day, Steve Carlton could pitch a 9 inning complete game in 2 hours, and we LOVED it. [/cranky old voice].

  2. 2.

    Ricky

    October 20, 2004 at 9:47 pm

    Hey, that last sentence of the post came from Joe Tacapina on Imus’ show.

  3. 3.

    Henry

    October 20, 2004 at 9:57 pm

    The temptation is to pay a visit to Mr Blonde’s Garage and do a little needling of ol’ Jay. But that would not be wise: that guy has NO sense of humor when it comes to his Yankees. Man, I hate the Yankees; what’s more, I don’t see how anyone could remotely like them.

  4. 4.

    John Cole

    October 20, 2004 at 11:01 pm

    Henry- No one in their right mind is going to tease Jay. He is going to be unhinged for a couple of weeks.

    Ricky- Yep.

  5. 5.

    Just Passing Through

    October 20, 2004 at 11:28 pm

    Boston takes it. Oh yeah (does giddy happy dance until dog starts nipping at me).

    NYC and Boston might both be stupid enough to go for Kerry, but Boston goes to the World Series and that makes us less stupider.

  6. 6.

    Just Passing Through

    October 20, 2004 at 11:30 pm

    And no, John, I won’t post that at Jay’s joint.

  7. 7.

    Jay

    October 21, 2004 at 6:11 pm

    Cmon guys! I’m not THAT bad.

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