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More Breaking News

by John Cole|  October 25, 20046:11 am| 2 Comments

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Matt Yglesias endorses John Kerry for President.

In other news, scientists have found that pigs, chicken, and cattle are all edible, and dubbed them “Tasty when cooked.”

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  1. 1.

    Ron

    October 25, 2004 at 7:03 am

    Simply brilliant John. I noticed this morning on Fox, while they had a woman on from the Kerry campaign, this hollow, glazed over look in her eyes. “We are programmed to cite talking points only. Other remarks do not compute.” Sheesh.

  2. 2.

    Walter Sobchak

    October 27, 2004 at 1:03 pm

    So wait, aren’t you going to end the suspense and let everyone know who you endorse? Oh pretty please with sugar on top!

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