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GOP Heroes

by John Cole|  November 3, 20041:58 pm| 3 Comments

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So far, there is one person who has not been congratulated for his efforts in yesterday’s win for the Republican party and America. I propose he be offered a Lifetime Achievement Award for his consistent service to the GOP. My nominee, of course, is:

Bob Shrum.

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  1. 1.

    Dodd

    November 3, 2004 at 2:37 pm

    What about Terry “GOP Mole” McAuliffe?!? He’s been the best friend the Republican party’s ever had!

  2. 2.

    Josh Martin

    November 3, 2004 at 3:09 pm

    Indeed.

  3. 3.

    adk46er

    November 5, 2004 at 10:25 am

    Bob and Terry are good picks but who has been more helpful to the GOP than Michael Moore?

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