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Terrell Who?

by John Cole|  November 7, 20047:43 pm| 8 Comments

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The Steelers manhandled intra-state rival Philadelphia today, 27-3.

And it wasn’t that close. If you missed the game, this is what the Eagles scondary saw all day:

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Da Bus rolls for 149 yards on 33 carries. Oy.

Go Steelers!

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  1. 1.

    UncleHorns

    November 7, 2004 at 8:00 pm

    Just wait until hockey season!

  2. 2.

    Dodd

    November 7, 2004 at 9:15 pm

    Maybe I shouldn’t have cut Da Bus from my FF team after Week 3….

  3. 3.

    Mazza

    November 8, 2004 at 12:03 pm

    More timely post this week. Nice.

  4. 4.

    Kevin Holtsberry

    November 8, 2004 at 3:03 pm

    All I can say is wow! Just think they have already won more games than they did all of last year. Rothlisberger for President!

  5. 5.

    kelly

    November 8, 2004 at 9:30 pm

    Enjoy, John. I am.

  6. 6.

    Solo

    November 9, 2004 at 8:08 am

    GO LIONS! Oh we’re talking about a much better team (The Steelers). Oh well. Maybe one day we’ll get there.

  7. 7.

    sean

    November 9, 2004 at 9:25 am

    As a small market fan, I am absolutely convinced the Pirates will get screwed yet again, and Jason Bay, whose numbers indicate he should win rookie of the year, will once again get passed over for some prick in a bigger market.
    When teams like the Yankees can buy contention every year, why should I be surprised that awards based on merit would be similarly out of reach for small market teams?

    Oops. Not so far out of reach i guess. Congrats to Jason Bay!

  8. 8.

    Bruce

    November 9, 2004 at 4:34 pm

    So, will the AFC Championship game be played in Pittsburgh or Foxboro this year?

    GO PATS!

    Helluva season the Steelers are having so far though.

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