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You are here: Home / Great Moments In Nobel History

Great Moments In Nobel History

by John Cole|  November 23, 20042:14 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

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Who stated the following:

“I’m trying to be positive. I’m a big fan of the Nobel Peace Prize.”

1.) Rigoberta Menchu
2.) Yasser Arafat
3.) Nelson Mandela
4.) Ron Artest

Congrats to David Stern for doing the right thing. Artest’s behavior was inexcusable.

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  1. 1.

    sean

    November 23, 2004 at 4:53 pm

    That quote caught my eye too. Can Stern suspend him for NEXT season for saying that? what a dolt.

  2. 2.

    slickvguy

    November 23, 2004 at 5:38 pm

    Agree with you on Artest’s behavior.

    The FANS’ behavior was inexcusable as well.

  3. 3.

    wild bird

    November 24, 2004 at 9:45 am

    And remember bunkies jimmy carter won one as well a undeserved one and just how many questionible persons have received the award? i mean they would have given it to mao si tung if they had the chance today and if moa was alive today

  4. 4.

    CadillaqJaq

    November 24, 2004 at 10:38 am

    What I don’t understand (…if what I heard reported was accurate) is why the Player’s Union is appealing only the three Pacer’s suspensions. The Pistons had some suspensions too.

    Also, if The Palace at Auburn Hills, MI can identify any of the rowdy fans that were involved, I’d make certain they never get in the place again.

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