Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.

Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

Everyone is in a bubble, but some bubbles model reality far better than others!

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

“Loving your country does not mean lying about it’s history.”

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

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    Steve Lassey

    Dapper Dan is going to spend the next couple of years trying to reproduce those National Guard memos on a 1970’s typewriter. Then he plans on a big special 60 minutes episode with the real memos, back to back with OJ identifying the real killer. Perhaps they could get Geraldo to fill in the third segment with the real bank vault.

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    wild bird

    It looks like dirty dan has painted himself into a cornner over his lies just like bill clinton and now he is quitting too bad and he has no one to blame but himself but wait he will come up with some excuse(the devil made me do it)yeah sure

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    CadillaqJaq

    I “Rather” hate to see him go… as long as he’s around, we can assume CBS’s News ratings will stay in the tank.

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