Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Good lord, these people are nuts.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

Republicans in disarray!

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

In short, I come down firmly on all sides of the issue.

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  1. 1.

    Far North

    For crying out loud, dude! Let’s take the garbled nonsense that comes out of “Dear Leader’s” mouth and run with it. For crap’s sake, if Bush gets a free ride on all his “misspeaks”, I think Kennedy gets one on this.

  2. 2.

    Aaron

    Bush gets a free ride?

    There are web sites that do nothing but razz him.

    In fact, we must endeavor to make fun of all our leaders…what the hell was Kennedy drinking to think Obama is like Osmama.

    Never had any Obama peanut butter I guess.

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    adk46er

    Bush is getting a free ride – You can’t be serious? Not only are there web sites devoted to Bushisms there are several books on the subject with at least one of them claiming Bush is dyslexic. Actually all of this: “look what the other guy said” is pretty silly. Its not possible to spend as much time in front of a microphone as these people do without saying some weird stuff.

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    CadillaqJaq

    Have Letterman, Leno, or SNL taken a shot at Teddy’s recent fucked up verbiage? When they do, I’ll admit there might be some justice left on the planet.

  5. 5.

    M. Scott Eiland

    It’s finally official: Far North lives on another planet, one where GWB *hasn’t* been mocked by every smart-assed lefty in existence for the last five years regarding his occasionally garbled language. There doesn’t seem to be much oxygen there, either, given the idiotic crap that Mr. “. . .end of a South-Bound Jackass” has given us during his time here.

  6. 6.

    Josh

    The loonatic left has done an excellent job of convincing themselves that they didn’t lose the election over the war, and now want to try and speak out on moral issues. Wow.

  7. 7.

    S.W. Anderson

    From someone who has had such a grand time savaging Dan Rather and CBS News, here’s a post “via Drudge.”

    This conjunction of irony and hyprocrisy is breathtaking to behold.

  8. 8.

    John cole

    From someone who has had such a grand time savaging Dan Rather and CBS News, here’s a post “via Drudge.”

    This conjunction of irony and hyprocrisy is breathtaking to behold.

    Hunh?

    The idiocy of this comment is breathtaking. All I did was give credit to Drudge for the ABC NEWS STORY I HAVE LINKED TO HERE. The story is a legitimate piece from ABC NEWS.

    Your point? Your problem? There is no made-up accuasation, there is no false reporting, there is no issue here whatsoever, and you are making no sense.

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    M. Scott Eiland

    Give the poor guy a break, John. There’s not a heck of a lot one can do to positively spin “Senile, Drunken Fool of A Senator Insults His Party’s Rising Star In Front of Appalled Witnesses.” Given the limited tools at his disposal, scrabbling at crumbs (and ignoring the link) was about his best play, other than running and hiding under the bed, or some form of virtual seppuku.

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